What I don't want to see at the gym



You know what I don’t want to see at the gym – especially two days in a row?  Some chick who has on her Victoria’s Secret, push up everything you own (and can borrow)  until you can rest your chin on it bra and then yanks down her tank top until her cleavage is like a road up a mountain.  The men seem to enjoy it, especially when she bends over to “rest” and is a breath away from everything popping out.  Really, it’s a gym not a bar or the beach.

Do I sound old?

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