Monday Musings



I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.
IS IT JUST ME?

IS IT AN OLD PEOPLE WILL NEVER GET IT THING?
WHAT THE HELL IS A “PUSH PRESENT”?

Let me start off with a little story.  When I was 9 months pregnant with my second child I was at the doctor’s demanding that he ‘GET IT OUT’ because I was so uncomfortable. He said “let’s wait another two weeks and reassess”.  I could have killed him.  Did he give me a present to hold it in for another two weeks?  NO!



So, if I was pregnant today (God forbid!), does that mean that I would have to hold the child in until I got a push present?  Do you refuse to push?  Sorry, I am going to hold this child inside my huge swollen body until I get a $2 million dollar push present! 
I read about one of the Kardashian’s and her new Ferarri.  Ok, I do admit that I am not a fan of the Kardashian’s.  I find that they are phonies who are only famous because they kept pushing their chests and butt’s into our faces for so long.  I have spent my entire life trying to get rid of my big butt and they have made an entire industry on their huge ones.  I don’t understand people.


Back to the Ferrari for a moment.  Now, who wouldn’t love one?  Amazing machines but can you picture putting a car seat into it for her new baby?  Can you even put in a car seat?  Would you want to put a baby in there?  Two million dollars….oh what could have been done with that much money.


Beyoncé could totally rock it!

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