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I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND . IS IT JUST ME? IS IT AN OLD PEOPLE WILL NEVER GET IT THING? WHAT THE HELL IS A “PUSH PRESENT”? Let me start off with a little story.   When I was 9 months pregnant with my second child I was at the doctor’s demanding that he ‘GET IT OUT’ because I was so uncomfortable. He said “let’s wait another two weeks and reassess”.   I could have killed him.   Did he give me a present to hold it in for another two weeks?   NO! So, if I was pregnant today (God forbid!), does that mean that I would have to hold the child in until I got a push present?   Do you refuse to push?   Sorry, I am going to hold this child inside my huge swollen body until I get a $2 million dollar push present!   I read about one of the Kardashian’s and her new Ferarri.   Ok, I do admit that I am not a fan of the Kardashian’s.   I find that they are phonies who are only famous because they kept pushing their chests and butt’s into our faces for so long.   I have spent my