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I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND. IS IT JUST ME?

IS IT AN OLD PEOPLE WILL NEVER GET IT THING? WHAT THE HELL IS A “PUSH PRESENT”?

Let me start off with a little story.When I was 9 months pregnant with my second child I was at the doctor’s demanding that he ‘GET IT OUT’ because I was so uncomfortable. He said “let’s wait another two weeks and reassess”.I could have killed him.Did he give me a present to hold it in for another two weeks?NO!


So, if I was pregnant today (God forbid!), does that mean that I would have to hold the child in until I got a push present?Do you refuse to push?Sorry, I am going to hold this child inside my huge swollen body until I get a $2 million dollar push present! I read about one of the Kardashian’s and her new Ferarri.Ok, I do admit that I am not a fan of the Kardashian’s.I find that they are phonies who are only famous because they kept pushing their chests and butt’s into our faces for so long.I have spent my entire life trying to get rid of my big butt and they have ma…