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I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND. IS IT JUST ME?

IS IT AN OLD PEOPLE WILL NEVER GET IT THING? WHAT THE HELL IS A “PUSH PRESENT”?

Let me start off with a little story.When I was 9 months pregnant with my second child I was at the doctor’s demanding that he ‘GET IT OUT’ because I was so uncomfortable. He said “let’s wait another two weeks and reassess”.I could have killed him.Did he give me a present to hold it in for another two weeks?NO!


So, if I was pregnant today (God forbid!), does that mean that I would have to hold the child in until I got a push present?Do you refuse to push?Sorry, I am going to hold this child inside my huge swollen body until I get a $2 million dollar push present! I read about one of the Kardashian’s and her new Ferarri.Ok, I do admit that I am not a fan of the Kardashian’s.I find that they are phonies who are only famous because they kept pushing their chests and butt’s into our faces for so long.I have spent my entire life trying to get rid of my big butt and they have ma…

The word of the day is icicle

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The word of the day is icicle.
The bus had no heat this morning.Now when you hear “no heat” it can be someone whining that the heat isn’t blasting but the driver this morning confirmed when asked that we had no heat.The longest drive of all time!!! I sat there shivering and shaking and lamenting that one of my favourite warm pair of mitts was lost on Saturday.It could be anywhere between here and Massena.So sad. So, back to the no heat business.I am so glad that, for now, I can go into the office and crank up the heat.I am still wearing my scarf, socks and sweater but the heat is coming out of the vents and once my feet feel the fire it should be time to turn it down.


Today is moving day.We are moving upstairs to a new modern looking space.I will admit that I am getting too old for this stuff.There is a lot to be said about the old way of life.I’ll miss seeing so many of my co-workers while making tea or in the bathroom but fear not folks, I will take the long route to the bathroom when …